Insult Status

#1
Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys. ^_^

Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com :D :P

#2
#Woman has Man in it;

#Mrs has Mr in it;

#Female has Male in it;

#Madam has Adam in it.

So #Girls are always
incomplete without #Boys!!! Rite ?

#3
He: What is your name?
She: My name is Asha nd urs?

He: My name is Galaxy Grand
She: *Blocked* :D :P

#4
Boy: When U Smile, I want UR #Lips.
When U Cry, I want UR #Tears.
When U Sleep, I want UR #Dreams.
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Girl: I`m in the Toilet,
U want my Shit too??? o_O :P

#5
Dear Girls,
if you are annoyed by
too many friend request from boys..
Just set your original pic as profile pic.
if it doesnt work :-
wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Thanks
Facebook Team

#6
A Girl updated her #Status:
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"2 day is ma result,, i um vary mucah hape.."
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I Commented: I can tell your #English result right now..! xD :P
*Blocked*

#7
#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :P

#8
Call Sumary Analysis:
Boy to Boy=00:00:59
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Boy to Mom=00:10:30
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Boy to Dad=00:02:36
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Boy to Girl=01:15:01
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Girl to Girl=00:29:59
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Girl to boy=00:00:05... .;-)) :p

#9
If I was An ‪#‎Artist‬,
You Would Be My Picture!
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If I was A ‪#‎Poet‬,
You Would Be My Inspiration! :)
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If I was An ‪#‎Author‬
You Would Be My Story!
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But I'm Only A Cartoonist! ;) lol xD :P

#10
Boy: I heard U Failed in English?
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Girl: Who TELLED you.?
It is unpossible... o_O
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I sawed d result yesterday...
I Passed Away..... :D :P (y)

#11
A Bird was disturbing a girl all the time.
Finally she caught it
& decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building
& dropped it.... :/

"After all Girls are so intelligent" ^_^
Hahaha Boys Like (y) to Banta hai

#12
Boy : From The Day We Met
I dont Drink Or Smoke ...
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Girl : How Sweet of You :)
Are You madly In ‪#‎Love‬ With Me?
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Boy : SHUT UP!
YOU MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY.. :D :P

#13
Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Husband: He laughed and said
multiplication doesn't apply on Zero(0) .... haha :D :P (y)

#14
#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :v

#15
Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space. :D :P