#1

इंसान को Doctor और God से
कभी दुश्मनी नही करनी चाहिए
Kyoki भगवान नराज होता है
तो Doctor के पास भेज देता है और
#Doctor नराज होता है तो #भगवान के पास भेज देता है।

#2

Ladkiyon Ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna Dosto
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Kyun Ki
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Ye Aati Hain Heer Ki Tarah
Lagti Hain Kheer Ki Tarah
Chubhti Hain Teer Ki Tarah
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Aur End Mai
Haalat Kar Deti Hain Fakeer Ki Tarah

#3

Kabhi Kabhi
Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai...
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Ki #Dimag Ke Hote Hue Bhi
Khayal sala #Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?

#4

Pappu ne ek ladki ko I Love You.. Bola...
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Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
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#Propose KIYA NHI Ke
GIFT MANGNA SHURU...
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Aur gift bhi kya maang rahi hai ,
Chappal ???
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Bhikharin Kahin Ki
Chal Bhag yaha se...

#5

Boy: Viber use karti ho..??

Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear #Viber nhi #Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
BOY: hahahaha :D :P :D :P
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya. :P

#6

लड़कियां भी अजीब होती हैं,
तैयार होने के लिए पार्लर जाती हैं
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और...
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पार्लर जाने के लिए भी तैयार होती हैं। :D :p :v

#7

#Pyar to kisi ek se krunga...
ho ska to kisi nek se krunga...
but..
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jab tak nahi milegi vo nek...
Try to har ek pe krunga... :D :P

#8

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu..
Shravan chal rahe hain na...

#9

#Zindagi ke 7 Ahem kaam -

1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment.
4)Love.
5) .
6) .
7) …
#Love k Baad insan
kisi kaam ka nahi rehta...

#10

GirlFriend and
Bluetooth wale phone
Ek jaise hote hain
paas mein ho to connected rehte hain..
Door hone pe ' New Device Found ' :P

#11

Bahaduri Kya Hai?
Der Raat tak dosto k saath party kar k ghar aao.
Aur Mummy jhadu le k darwaaze pe mile.
Aur tum puchho-
Hey Mom, Abb tak safai kar rahi ho!!! . :> :P

#12

Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta
. . . . ~Afsos~ . . . . . .
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Mere Paas #Waqt Nahi
Or Ladkiyon Ke Paas #Kismat Nahi… :D :P

#13

Mere #Dil ki hard disk mein usne entry li..
Fir meri #RAM ki memory usne increase ki..
Fir kya tha...

uska Dil kisi ne #HACK kar liya,
or Mera Dil usne #CRACK kar diya....

#14

#MAA ke aanchal me sone ka sukh,
agli generation nahi le payegi..
Kyun ki
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#SHORTS pehenne wali MAA,
aanchal kaha se layegi lol :P :D

#15

Girl: What's the proof that you Miss me ??
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Boy: "See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me.
Because i was smiling
While sleeping "Thinking of You"
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Girl:" Awwwwww Itna #Pyar karte ho (^___^)
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Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hasi aa jati hai :D :P